Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. (Walt Disney)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

Give me a museum and I’ll fill it. (Pablo Picasso)

Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It’s the transition that’s troublesome. (Isaac Asimov)

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. (Edward George Bulwer-Lytton)

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. (Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower)

Facts are the enemy of truth. (Don Quixote – Man of La Mancha)

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.(Napoleon Bonaparte)

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy)